Where's Barb?

Sorry you didn't get a post this morning. I had a colonoscopy this morning and I couldn't eat any solid food since 2:00 yesterday, so needless to say, the only thing on my mind this morning was FOOD! I guess I could have posted about food, but that would have made me even hungrier. Now that the "procedure" is done and my stomach is once again full, I'm back :) Btw, for those that care, my colon is quite healthy, thank you very much. How's yours????

In honor of spending a few hours at the hospital this morning, I will pass on "Things you don't want to hear during surgery:" (courtesy of Evan). Here they are -

Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness."
Bo! Bo! Come back with that. Bad dog!
Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
Hand me that... uh... that uh... that thingy there.
Oh no! Where's my Rolex.
Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived from 500 ml of this stuff before?
There go the lights again?
"Ya know, there's big money in kidneys? and this guy's got two of 'em."
Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing off my concentration.
What's this doing here?
I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.
That's cool. Now can you make his leg twitch by pressing that one?!
Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
Sterile schmerile. The floor's clean, right?
OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
Nurse, did this patient sign an organ donation card?
Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!
Oh no! Page 47 of the manual is missing!