This leaves the whole world of possible careers open to me.
After much pondering of the possibilities, I have come to the conclusion that when I return to work I would like to....be royalty. I hear the benefits are excellent, not to mention the travel options. I think I could get used to lavish clothing and jewels quite quickly, if I must.
In order to start preparing for this future career, I am coaching my children to start addressing me as "Your Highness." I think I will also begin referring to myself in the third person, as well. First on the to-do list though is finding a kingdom in need of a royal personage.
If anyone would like to be my courtier, I will be accepting applications soon.