Conversation from school -
Mom: "Molly, do you know what depreciation is?"
Molly: "Yes!"
Mom: (a bit surprised) "Okay, tell me what depreciation is?
Molly: "It's when you don't appreciate someone anymore."
"Anyone can have one kid. But going from one kid to two is like going from owning a dog to running a zoo." - P. J. O'Rourke
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