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Monday, April 22, 2013

Another Option

In case my plans to become royalty fail, and the world doesn't need another essayist, I have come up with yet another post-homeschooling career option.

I was listening to the BBC World Service today on MPR, and they described a man as an ex-football star who also was a billionaire business man and an "all-purpose public figure."

Eureka!  That's what I want to be when I grow up - an all-purpose public figure.

I wonder what the qualifications are for that position.  Is that something they only have in Britain, or could I be an all-purpose public figure here in the U.S.?  I better start researching this!  I'm pretty sure I will need a superb wardrobe for this position and probably a nice car and home, as well.  Yes!  This may be more versatile than either being royalty or an essayist!!

2 comments:

  1. NPR had a story today that they are looking for a manager at Stonehenge. Perhaps you could apply for that.

    Kathy

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    1. Oh, yes! That would be a good one, too! I'll see if there's an opening in another 11 years or so.

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