Oh, Where...

is my telephone?
Oh, where is my telephone?
Oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where,
Oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where
Oh, where is my telephone?


In case you haven't figured it out, we're missing one of our cordless telephones.  Unfortunately, it's the one which has the ringer turned off.  So, if you are passing through our house and see a stray phone laying around, please let me know.

There is a $5 reward.