"Anyone can have one kid. But going from one kid to two is like going from owning a dog to running a zoo." - P. J. O'Rourke
Oh, No!!!!
So, we went to Goodwill tonight to do some shopping and something terrible happened! As we were checking out, the nice woman behind the counter asked me if I qualified for the Senior discount!!! UGH!!! Say it isn't so! Please!! I'm still TEN years away from qualifying for the Senior discount, please tell me I don't look 55 yet....please....please...please!
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Ok, I will do it: YOU DO NOT LOOK 45 YET. Unless you doctor up your photos on here. Afterall I have never met you in person.
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