1. Are you a US citizen? If yes, proceed to #2. If no, carry on.
2. Are you a felon? If no, proceed to #3. If yes, carry on.
3. Are you 18 years old or older? If yes, proceed to #4. If no, carry on.
4. Have you voted today? If no, proceed to #5. If yes, pat yourself on the back and carry on.
5. STOP reading this blog RIGHT NOW! Go to your designated polling place and VOTE!! Bring your kids, if you have any at home. After you have performed your civic DUTY, you too can carry on.
"Anyone can have one kid. But going from one kid to two is like going from owning a dog to running a zoo." - P. J. O'Rourke
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