So, it's Thursday which means it's Aidan's day to do the dishes. While he is standing at the sink he states, rather emphatically, "I LOATHE doing the dishes! I LOATHE doing the dishes so much I would give up all my clothes if I didn't have to do these dishes. I would let you shave me hair off if I didn't have to do these dishes!"
Let's just say that Chris finished the dishes and Aidan is sporting a new haircut.
***Clarification (for Molly's sake) Aidan did not truly get his head shaved - just a haircut which to him probably constitutes a shave.