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Saturday, October 26, 2013

In Case of Emergency

If worldwide famine or nuclear holocaust strike the land, I am telling you right now that you are welcome to come over to my house.  I am sure I have enough food here to feed my entire blog readership for a good month or more. 

In case you don't believe me, I have the pictures to prove it...

My refrigerator

The kitchen freezer

The pantry

But wait, there's more in the pantry

The other random food cupboard

The garage freezer

More of the garage freezer

The garage refrigerator....okay this is getting embarrassing

The basement freezer

Did I not tell the truth??  You have to admit, I could feed a small army for a month with all this food! 

To my defense, we just got half a cow worth of beef today, thus all the packages of ground beef.   Even still, I think I have a hording problem!  Actually, it's genetic.  You should see my mother's and sister's cupboards!

Laugh all you want, in the event of a massive disaster, you'll thank me!

3 comments:

  1. ha ha. We are just the opposite. We eat our food supply clean every month. Not including the old suspicious box of instant potatoes that are about 8 months old. BUT my fabric stash looks like your food supply. Now you need to show your closet! Clothes since highschool...

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    1. Yes, you probably have me beat on fabric....although I just bought a bunch of flannel to make pjs. It was 60% off at JoAnn.

      As for the clothes....I have clothes that were YOURS. You tired of them in college and I'm still wearing them! I know, I'm a fashion goddess!!

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  2. Sigh, sadly I could NOT fit into them anymore. I wish I could. You skinny lady, you can. Those late 80's early 90's styles are coming back so you are all set! Great fun with the pjs!

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