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Friday, May 3, 2013

A New Theory

This global warming theory isn't working for us here in Minnesota this year.  Hard to believe in global warming when it has snowed every day so far in MAY!

Climate change?  Well, the climate has indeed changed.....and not for the better.  Climate change is not giving me good feelings, either!  I'm thinking we need a new theory, and I've come up with it!

Seasonal Shift

Yes, seasonal shift.  Here's how it works: all the seasons shift by about two months.  This would explain the winter weather we're now experiencing, right?  Now for this theory to work, summer will have to extend into November.  That works for me!

Anyone else with me on this one?  I'm voting for seasonal shift!!

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