Can You Get A Job In That?

So, can you get a job as a philosopher these days?  Like, are there any Aristotles or Platos anymore?

The reason I ask, is because I think I am raising a philosopher.

Raelea was walking to the park and looking quite serious, so I asked her what she was thinking about.

"Me," she responds.  "I was wondering what makes me me."

Okay then!  And all I was thinking about was what to get Molly for her birthday.