Take last night, for instance. Last night I learned:
- You should not consume a whole bunch of caffeine throughout the day and into the evening.
- You should NOT ignore the dog that is trying to wake you up in the middle of the night.
"Anyone can have one kid. But going from one kid to two is like going from owning a dog to running a zoo." P.J. O'Rourke


You two bring so much joy to my heart, I can hardly stand it! I hope you have an amazing, extremely fun and joy-filled birthday!
Doesn't he look happy?


The Big Fish
A person was holding a fishing pole. A person saw her bobber get pulled down. Once she wound the line in, there was a fish that was 180 feet long. The person's name was Raelea. She took the fish and put it in a cooler that was 180 feet long. She took it home and ate it for dinner.
The end.
